Men’s Fashion

Sauvage EDT by Christian Dior

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In the world of fragrance, it is often an exciting event when Christian Dior releases a new cologne for men. After all, this is a brand which has come out with some absolutely amazing scents in the past and has a long history of creating winners for guy’s who enjoy a sophisticated scent.

In 2015, they released a new fragrance, Sauvage, which features an ad campaign starring Johnny Depp. Since then, this fragrance has become an absolute powerhouse in the world of men’s colognes.

Sauvage is super popular and a constant best seller (literally became the first men’s fragrance to be number one worldwide, outselling even all ladies’ perfumes) . The question is, is it worth it?

In this post, I want to give some of my thoughts about this new cologne and whether or not it lives up to the name of Dior. How does it smell? What are the notes? Does it last long? How’s the sillage? Is it actually something one should buy?

🌍 DIOR SAUVAGE — AT A GLANCE
Fragrance Family Fresh Aromatic Woody
Key Notes Bergamot, Ambroxan, Sichuan Pepper, Lavender, Pink Pepper
Season Spring Summer
Occasion Office, School, Casual, Dressed Up, Bar
Longevity 6–7 hrs typical, up to 8–9 hrs in winter
Sillage Moderate to fairly strong — noticeable without overpowering
Rating ★★★★☆ 8.1 / 10
Quick Verdict
A fresh, mass-appeal daily scent with a sharp bergamot opening, spicy pepper kick, and smooth ambroxan-lavender dry down. Very versatile and easy to wear, especially in warmer weather, with solid performance and broad appeal.

What does Dior Sauvage EDT Smell Like?

sauvage

Notes include: Bergamot, Ambroxan, Sichuan Pepper, lavender, pink pepper, and more

Click here to try: Sauvage by Christian Dior Eau de Toilette for Men, 2 Ounce

My Full Wear Review

By now, one has probably seen the magazine adverts or the short ‘film’ starring Johnny Depp, in the media blitz before this fragrance’s release. This eau de toilette cologne is definitely a mass market affair.

However, that doesn’t mean that it is a terrible cologne. In fact, I rather enjoy the scent even it isn’t 100% unique in it’s scent or even if it can become a signature cologne for a guy.

2022 Update: Sauvage has become an absolute best seller in the world of men’s fragrance and has spawned seemingly endless imitators and somewhat similar scents (like: Dylan Blue)

Before we start, let’s see how Dior describes this eau de toilette: A radically fresh composition, dictated by a name that has the ring of a manifesto. That was the way François Demachy, Dior Perfumer-Creator, wanted it: raw and noble all at once. Natural ingredients, selected with extreme care, prevail in excessive doses. Radiant top notes burst with the juicy freshness of Reggio di Calabria bergamot. Ambroxan, derived from precious ambergris, unleashes a powerfully woody trail. Sauvage is an act of creation inspired by wide-open spaces. An ozone blue sky sprawled above a rocky landscape, white-hot beneath the desert sun. 

The composition is rather simplistic yet definitely delivers the masculine vibe that the designer was going for. The ambergris derivative , Ambroxan, is quite noticeable and gives Sauvage a solid foundation from which to present itself. It is clean, fresh, and inviting with a warm and spicy kick delivered by the Sichuan pepper note.

The opening features a very sharp bergamot note and lavender to go with that pepper kick. It is very similar to that of Luna Rossa Carbon, only that Prada fragrance doesn’t have the same level of citrus intensity in the start. I’ve done a post comparing these two colognes.

While Sauvage definitely has a sharp start, I feel like it gets smoother after some time has passed after application.

On my skin, the citrus subsides, after about 20 minutes of wear and I really start to get a noticeable ambroxan aroma. It is so well blended with the pepper, that some of the spicy edge is taken off of that note. However, the warm and smooth composition does have that solid spice throughout.

Sauvage is another cologne that strikes me as really fresh and sort of has that ‘right out of the shower’ vibe to it. The lavender note, which is found in so many soaps and fresheners, really adds to this feeling.

Lavender is one of the main differences between Sauvage and Luna Rossa Carbon, as it is much stronger in the latter than in this Dior scent.

The floral notes here are a bit underappreciated. Yes, the lavender is prominent in the composition, but there is also geranium and labdanum that are present in the background of Sauvage.

These help to support the outdoorsy, wide open spaces, vision that the designer was going for. They are pretty faint but they can come through in a whiff, if you’re familiar with how these notes smell.

 

While it is warm and has that underlying spice, there is a certain woodiness of cedar, which helps to further the raw masculinity which comes through in this scent. It is a very pleasant experience, though, it does draw reminders of other colognes I have smelt in the past.

So, I can’t really reward it points on a factor of uniqueness. A lot of that enveloping sort of feeling that comes with Sauvage, I think is due to the presence of pink pepper, especially in the dry down. It’s one of the main notes in something like Guess Seductive Homme, and I pick up on that pink pepper vibe with this Dior.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

Sauvage is a fragrance for the warmer months and it did very well on a hot day here. It seems like it should have been released before the summer season and not after because I don’t get a cold weather aura from it at all. That’s sort of odd considering how ‘warm’ it smells with the amber and pepper notes.

It has a moderate to fairly strong projection, in that it doesn’t overpower but it seemed to hold up fairly well on my skin for maybe 6-7 hours so the longevity is at least decent as well.

This is based of doing a few sprays for each wear, however, it can be overwhelming sometimes if you’re prone to wearing a lot of fragrance.

The opening act can indeed pack a punch. But, that is fairly short-lived and it becomes more moderated thereafter. Still, not a bad ability to leave a scent trail or just project off of the skin.

Update: Since I originally wrote this review, I have a lot more experience with Sauvage, and I do get much longer wear during the wintertime. Maybe bump that to 8-9 hours. Humidity, stifles its ability to last on my skin for its full capability.

Other folks report, having much better longevity with Sauvage than I do, and say it goes all day. Again, like every fragrance, it is going to depend on your own skin chemistry and how the cologne reacts with it on a particular day. For me, it’s just pretty good but not outstanding in how long it lasts.

Sauvage is actually a very versatile fragrance and I think that is one of the reasons that it has become so popular with the masses.

It’s something that could be worn to work or school (if you go light), but can be worn causally, dressed up, or even at the bar. It really has become ubiquitous at this point, but it does have so many uses that it’s completely understandable.

Lots of women do find this to be a sexy fragrance. I think it smells more ‘clean’ than anything sexy, but if members of the opposite sex are saying its sexy, I guess it is.

It’s pretty ubiquitous at this point, there are so many guys wearing it, and so many clones that it’s lost some of its appeal.

Overall Impression of Sauvage EDT

Overall, I think this is a very solid cologne but nothing all that special. I’ve never been a huge fan of wearing it, but I like it well enough. Dior Sauvage is too sharp for me at times, but then I catch a whiff and I rather like the ambroxan/citrus/lavender blend of the eau de toilette. I ‘get’ why people like it so much.

Though, as someone who reviews and wears a ton of different colognes, Sauvage just strikes me as kind of meh. However, if you want a cologne that is very versatile, has a wide fan base, and delivers good performance…Dior Sauvage EDT is a solid bet for the vast majority of guys. You won’t stand out, but you’ll get a lot of use out of a scent, with such a massive appeal.

Since the release of this original Sauvage, Dior has also released, the EDP and Parfum versions. In my opinion, they are both better than this one, Sauvage EDP being my personal favorite.

This version is very wearable and will provide a solid daily wear option for many guys. It’s not amazing, but it does an overall good job.

How Sauvage Compares to Similar Fragrances

YSL Y vs. Sauvage EDT– Comparing two popular ‘blueish’ fragrances. This time it’s Y from YSL to compare to the Dior best seller.

Dior Sauvage Parfum vs. EDT– Two variations of the Sauvage name, I personally prefer Parfum against the original. But, what are the differences?

 

Dior Sauvage FAQ’s

Which Dior Sauvage version is best? 

Everyone has their preferences with these fragrances, for me it’s: Sauvage EDP and Elixir. I think that the eau de parfum is the perfect blend of the original EDT formula. Not as sharp, smoother, but with a great dynamic.

Elixir is also great. However, it takes things in a different direction and not everyone will be into that formula. Anyway, here’s how I rank all of the Sauvage colognes: Dior Sauvage Ranked

Is Dior Sauvage good for everyday wear?

Yes, it’s a very versatile cologne. There are reasons that it’s a best seller and one of the main one’s is how it can fit with the style of so many people, in so many situations.

Is Dior Sauvage too common?

It’s been a best selling fragrance for over a decade. It’s been copied by almost every designer and anyone else who makes colognes. So, yes, it is very common. However, people still do like it and you should wear whatever you want to.

There won’t be much, if any pushback or negativity towards wearing it. Guess what? Most people like popular things.

Is Dior Sauvage better than Bleu de Chanel?

Which one? Sauvage EDT? No, I think the Bleu de Chanel fragrances are all better. Sauvage EDP? Now, you have a case. But, here’s how I ranked them: Sauvage vs. BdC vs. Aventus

 

Myslf Le Parfum vs. L’Absolu

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Myslf from YSL continues to expand its popularity among people with each of its successive releases. 2025 saw the release of the third cologne in the series, Myslf Absolu. With that being the case, I wanted to do a new comparison post between it and Le Parfum.

Which Myslf fragrance smells better? Lasts longer? Is the better buy?

Tale of the Tape: Myslf Le Parfum vs Absolu

Myslf Le Parfum

Notes include: black pepper, orange blossom, Bourbon vanilla, amber, patchouli, woods

Click here to try: YSL Myslf Le Parfum

Myslf L’Absolu

Notes include: ginger, bergamot, cardamom, orange blossom, woods, patchouli

Read my review: Absolu

Get Absolu: at Sephora

Opening

Myslf Le Parfum starts off fresh and sweet. There’s still a hint of bergamot present, but orange blossom really takes the lead in this version.

The orange blossom brings a bubblegum-like sweetness to the table, though the black pepper up top does a good job of balancing it out. You get a nice spicy kick without it being overwhelming.

There’s warmth here, and I’m picking up a fair bit of woods and patchouli right from the start as well.

Absolu starts off powerfully with ginger at the forefront, working alongside that familiar bergamot note. There’s a cool spiciness happening here that feels quite fresh, and the cardamom becomes more apparent after about 5 to 10 minutes.

The citrus burst at the start fades back, and the fragrance moves into a spicier floral combination featuring ginger, cardamom, and the signature orange blossom.

By now, the scent has grown warmer compared to that cooler opening vibe. It maintains a sparkling, somewhat sweet character. The spice notes have mellowed out and Absolu has settled into its floral center. Orange blossom, naturally.

Which is better? While, I do like what I get from Myslf Le Parfum at the start, the additional freshness and energy that Absolu brings to the table, is just better to me. I enjoy both, but one has a clear advantage.

Edge: Absolu

Projection

To me, both of these have close to the same level of projection. Very good ability to envelop the wearer and make itself known in a room. While also, not being an absolute beast.

So, in those terms they’re about equal. However, Le Parfum does have a denser and heavier feeling than does the fresher Absolu. Which can create the perception that it is the stronger of the two.

But, spraying each on a shirt and then walking away from it, I can detect them to about the same distance. Le Parfum does feel a bit more substantial, though.

Edge: Parfum

Longevity

The longevity of each of these for me sits at 9-10 hours of wear. I’ve been testing each of them and rotating between these Myslf fragrances and that’s what I consistently get. Both are better than EDP, while being equal to one another.

Edge: Push

Versatility

When it comes to seasons, Myslf Absolu basically works all year. I’d lean toward moderate to warmer weather with it. Just like before, avoid wearing this in peak summer heat.

It handles both day and night well. This is a polished floral cologne where the fresh spiciness really comes alive in the evening hours. That’s what sets it apart from the EDP. There’s more detail and refinement here.

It’s crowd-pleasing but has some edge to it. This could easily become someone’s go-to fragrance or even their only one.

Le Parfum follows a similar pattern. It outperforms the EDP and Absolu when it’s colder out, but doesn’t handle the heat quite as well. It’s not terrible in higher temperatures, but the others have the advantage there.

I think both are fine for nightlife or romantic occasions. They have more depth than your typical clean everyday scent.

Not too much distinction here. The temperature might have an effect on which you would wear. Maybe, give Parfum an edge as a more formal scent, but there’s much separation.

Edge: Push

Overall Scent

Ok, so overall which of these two YSL colognes do I like more after extensive testing?

I do personally rank both of them higher than the original eau de parfum release.

With Parfum, I think the quality improves and the longevity gives it an advantage when compared to the EDP. Much of that edge is removed when it’s put alongside Absolu.

The vanilla, amber, and orange blossom combination really shines in the later stages. Le Parfum goes through phases where it turns powdery, then shifts woodier, then becomes more of an amber-driven floral.

That opening is solid, but a step behind.

With Absolu, The ginger and cardamom elevate the overall blend significantly. I really like the sweetness and fresh spiciness that you get to go along with that central orange blossom note.

Even stacked up against Le Parfum, this one feels more accessible as a floral cologne for the average person, and it brings extra dimension to the orange blossom base.

For me, I think I’d rather have a bottle of Myslf Absolu around. Others, may prefer the darker and sometimes earthier floral blend of Le Parfum. Absolu is the safer blind buy. However, for a portion of people they are going to really love what Parfum brings to the table.

Winner: Absolu

Uomo Born in Roma Yellow Dream by Valentino

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Uomo Born in Roma Yellow Dream was one of the fragrances in this series from Valentino, that I had yet to try out. To remedy this, I ordered a travel sprayer sized decant of the cologne in order to finally test it out and give it a proper review.

How does it smell? Does Roma Yellow Dream last long? Is it actually worth a try?

Born in Roma Yellow Dream Review

Notes include: pineapple, mandarin orange, gingerbread, ginger, vanilla, cedar

Click here to try: Yellow Dream

My Take

My closest comparison to Yellow Dream is Stronger with You Freeze. It doesn’t have that same cold vibe and is also a better scent. But, these two have a similar aroma at times between them. Yellow Dream is much more wearable and well done.

Yellow Dream kicks off with a bright, juicy burst from its fruit notes. Pineapple comes through a bit more prominently than the mandarin orange, though both get tempered by the warmer, spicier elements.

Right away, there’s some weight in the base. The gingerbread accord is strong here, so naturally there’s going to be a good amount of ginger and cinnamon spice going on.

Still, the vanilla makes its presence known pretty early.

The fruitier notes will begin to weaken in the mix and this one turns warmer and more focused on the gingerbread and vanilla notes. You still do have that fruity sweetness, but the juiciness definitely isn’t at the same level.

From that point on, Born in Roma Yellow Dream is pretty straightforward. It’s got that gingerbread and vanilla combination, with an underlying freshness to it thanks to the cinnamon and ginger.

But, additionally in the dry down, you will get some cedar to fully round things out and give this one a woody base to operate off of.

Yellow Dream rounds off the harsher edges of the pineapple and spices that it can have in the early stages and what’s left with this Valentino is simple and enjoyable.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

Yellow Dream is fairly moderate with its performance. The fragrance projects well enough, has some thickness and a rather dense scent trail in that opening hour, but isn’t going to be completely beast mode beyond that.

I do think that it’s solid, though.

Yellow Dream lasts for at least 7 hours for me and on the high end, might end up sticking around for 8.5 hours on my skin.

Seasonally, Yellow Dream is best in the autumn through early parts of spring. It can be cloying, especially when things start to heat up. Yes, the pineapple and ginger do lighten things up a bit, but this still isn’t a summertime cologne.

Yellow Dream does trend more towards younger guys. This isn’t something you’d wear to most offices or whatever, but any age group could wear this in less formal situations.

For younger men, this could be a daily wear to class or something that you wear for evenings out. At least when it’s cooler outside. Yellow Dream does have that cozy and sweet mass appeal, so it should be able to draw complements.

Overall Impressions of Uomo Born in Roma Yellow Dream

Overall, do I like this Born in Roma fragrance? I do like it. However, similar to the rest of this Valentino series, Yellow Dream is not a complete love for me. Though, I do consider it to be one of the best of the Uomo side of things.

The gingerbread, pineapple, spice, and vanilla work very well together at times. The dry down, I’m less enthusiastic about, but it’s not too bad. I’ve seen that some people like the opening act less, but I find it to be enjoyable even with that initial strong burst of its fresh notes.

The performance is good enough. Nothing insanely good, but it does what it needs to for most situations.

I went through using the travel sprayer already, so, it’s something that I did like well enough to wear around often. I don’t personally want a full bottle of the stuff, but if you do, you should probably grab it before Valentino does away with it and the online prices get too high.

I don’t think it’s worth paying a high price for, but Yellow Dream is worth checking out.

Bleu de Chanel L’Exclusif by Chanel

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Bleu de Chanel continues as a series, with the release of 2025’s L’Exclusif formula. Chanel is a lot more restrained with the number of flanker fragrances that they release versus other designers in this space.

I had to opportunity to get a free sample through a social media ad, in order to test and review Bleu de Chanel L’Exclusif. How does it smell? Does it last long? Is this BdC release, worth a try?

BdC L’Exclusif Overview

Notes include: cistus labdanum, sandalwood, amber

Click here to try: L’Exclusif at Macy’s

My Full Review

Here’s how Chanel describes it: Designed like an Extrait de Parfum, this intense ambery-aromatic fragrance features a spellbinding trail, making it the most mysterious of all the BLEU DE CHANEL interpretations. Composed by CHANEL In-House Perfumer Creator Olivier Polge, BLEU DE CHANEL L’EXCLUSIF is a true concentration of precious materials. Sandalwood, highlighted in all its glory, adds dimension. The enigmatic character of the scent manifests through notes of cistus labdanum. Finally, woody ambery notes bring contrast and vibrancy, resulting in a majestic expression that leaves a memorable impression and stays on skin as if magnetically drawn to it.

Bleu de Chanel L’Exclusif opens up quite similar to other releases in the series. Mostly, it’s closer to Parfum than anything, but you also get plenty of the EDP influence as well.

Not surprising since Chanel hasn’t done any major overhauls to the main concept or came out with some entirely different BdC flanker.

So, expect the usual citrus impression of those other two in the series. Yet, it quickly loses any of the sharper qualities and actually smells fairly sweet to my nose, in that first half hour.

There’s an amber base to this that is apparent throughout the entirety of the wear. In the early stages, it does have a musky animalic aroma. It’s not super aggressive, but it is there.

After this point, we get darker with the character that this one puts out. The sandalwood comes out (along with some other generic woody notes, maybe?) A slight powder to go along with the leather tones and that muskiness (which begins to fade on my skin).

The back half really does start to give more of those leathery impressions. A smooth amber blend with a drier woody finish and resinous touches.

It’s deep and not a pure leather fragrance, but it seems like a back and forth between the various elements as we head into the finish. I’m not even sure if there is a leather note, seems more likely this is just all apart of the labdanum that they’ve used.

But, ultimately the amber and woods win out and everything else is just a vague vapor of what it was when it was at full strength.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

The ability to project with this one is quite powerful. At least for 3-ish hours, on my skin. After that, it moderates, but I’m still smelling this one very easily well into the wear. It’s got some heft to it, but I didn’t think that it was too cloying or anything.

I always have gotten better longevity for whatever reason than most people out of BdC Parfum. That one actually sticks around on my skin for 10 hours. L’Exclusif matches that for me, but does it with more sustained power than 

This is the best performer thus far in the series, at least for me.

Seasonally, this is best used in autumn and winter. You could probably get away with it through early spring. I did spray it on for a warmer afternoon and wasn’t too enthusiastic about the results.

The EDT and EDP versions are better at being a year round wear. More so, the original.

L’Exclusif is very well put together, not as casual as EDT or EDP. Feels more like a nighttime wear while still versatile enough to pull double duty as a mature daily cologne. 

Within its seasonality, you could wear this pretty much anytime without issue. It’s going to work, but will probably skew more towards the late 20s and up crowd.

Overall Impressions of Bleu de Chanel L’Exclusif

Overall, do I like L’Exclusive? I do like it. I don’t think that it overtakes Bleu EDP for me. But, I think it’s a better version of Parfum.

If nothing else, you’ll get some added depth and the performance is better.

I do really enjoy the opening act. That first hour or so is great. Smooth, some sweetness, the usual citrus notes, and everything is well-rounded. 

The rest of the way is still good, just not my absolute favorite. The leathery aspect to BdC L’Exclusif can get somewhat annoying to me. It’s grown on me after a few wears, but I wasn’t all that into it initially. 

On the whole, I actually do think that this is a worthwhile one to check out, and probably the second best in the series. It’s certainly not the cheapest of the line, so, some of you may want to sample this before committing to the whole bottle.

If you already have another Bleu, you probably won’t need this one too. A bit too redundant at this price point. Still, as a standalone L’Exclusif is another quality fragrance from Chanel.

Le Male Elixir Absolu vs. Ultra Male

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Le Male Elixir became a wildly popular flanker of the original Le Male and then JPG released the follow-up, Le Male Elixir Absolu. This series just keeps producing hits.

So today, I wanted to compare Absolu to another favorite fragrance from this line, Ultra Male. How do they compare? Which smells better? Which lasts longer? Which is the better buy?

Tale of the Tape: Ultra Male vs. Le Male Elixir Absolu

Ultra Male

Notes include: vanilla, pear, amber, woods, cinnamon, cumin, sage, lavender, mint

Read my review: Ultra Male

Click here to try: Ultra 

Elixir Absolu

Notes include: lavender, tonka bean, plum

Click here to try: Le Male Elixir Absolu

Opening

Ultra Male is noticeably missing the same level of powdery quality as the original Le Male and has a sugary sweetness like Elixir. But with an added pear note.

What it does have is a burst of initial spice, mainly from the cinnamon note. Pear, vanilla, and light citrus round it out and give it a bubble gum-like aroma.

It packs a punch and is thoroughly enjoyable.

Elixir Absolu drops the mint note from the original Elixir. Instead, you get plenty of lavender with some warmer spice and the new addition of a plum note.

The plum actually isn’t too heavy at the start for me. It’s also less tart and sweeter than I expected.

I’m not sure what the spice is here. Kind of smells like cumin mixed with a bit of cinnamon.

Lavender is a stronger focus with Le Male Elixir Absolu. There might be some iris in here or it’s just how the lavender and tonka bean are coming across.

Which start do I like more?

I’ll go with Ultra Male. Elixir Absolu isn’t at its best upon first spraying, it does take some time to settle into a better fragrance. I think the opening act is its weak spot, which isn’t the case for Ultra.

Edge: Ultra

Projection

I am going off of the bottles that I own of each of these fragrances. My bottle of Ultra Male is from years ago, so, I don’t know if the performance has weakened since (I haven’t read anything about it) then.

Ultra Male has a fresh element to it, but it is a heavier scent that creates a massive cloud and projects like crazy. Really, it’s an absolute monster for a designer cologne. Probably the strongest of all that I own, at the moment.

Is it an easy win for Ultra? It’s a win, but not easy. Le Male Elixir Absolu is also very powerful, pretty much the same as the original Elixir. If you’ve tried that one, expect more of the same. 

I don’t think you’ll be disappointed with what either of these two brings to the table. However, one clearly has an edge, and it’s Ultra Male.

Edge: Ultra Male

Longevity

Ultra Male at the low end lasts 9 hours for me. At the higher end, well into double digit hours. Most of the time, it goes towards the 12 hour mark. The last few times that I’ve worn Ultra Male, that’s what its done.

Elixir Absolu matches the original Elixir with a 9-10.5 hour time frame. It’s no slouch with how it performs in comparison. A very good designer cologne, in this respect.

It’s a close contest between these two, but Ultra seems to have the edge at the high end. It can add a few more hours on top of what its competitor is capable of. 

Edge: Ultra

Versatility

This is a category, where I think Elixir Absolu has more of an edge.

Neither of these fragrances is formal. Both are best in autumn and winter. In that sense, they are similar.

But, I think that Elixir Absolu would be the better daily wear scent between them. I’ve always liked Ultra Male as more of a nightlife scent, when I want something fun and powerful to spray on.

Each of them also lean much more youthful, in how they come across. But, I think the Elixir version has more refinement when compared to Ultra. I’ll give it this category.

Edge: Elixir Absolu

Overall Scent

Overall, which of these two scents do I enjoy more? It’s a close call, because as of now, these are my two personal favorite colognes from this line. I own bottles of each of them and obviously wear them around quite a bit.

In comparison, I still think that I prefer wearing Ultra Male a bit more than Le Male Elixir Absolu. It’s not a massive advantage, but I still think there is a bit of a separation for me.

The opening is better, a tad greater performance, and I think it holds on to its top spot throughout when compared to the high marks of Absolu. 

Elixir Absolu is quite nice in its dry down phase, which is why it rose so quickly on my list. Both of these are bold and fragrances that might not be the best picks for some people. For instance, if you’re looking for something more suitable for professional environments, neither of these is going to be ideal.

Winner: Ultra Male