Cologne Reviews

Boss Bottled EDP by Hugo Boss

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Boss Bottled EDP is a more recent edition to the brand’s long-running Bottled line of fragrances. I’ve had a sample of this for a long while, tested it out, but always forgot to post the review. So here’s to correcting that. How does EDP smell? How long does it last? Is it worth a try?

What does Boss Bottled EDP Smell Like?

Notes include: apple, bergamot, black pepper, cardamom, sage, olive wood, vetiver, cinnamon

Click here to try: Boss Bottled Eau de Parfum

My Full Review

Here’s how Boss describes it: Created for driven, ambitious men ready to take on every challenge that comes their way, this noble composition brings a new intensity to the warmth and vibrancy of the timeless BOSS BOTTLED signature.

The opening of Bottled EDP is a sweet-tart, blue-ish blend of notes, laced with spice. It reminds me a bit of Y EDP and Wanted by Azzaro, in different ways.  The apple and cardamom notes are pretty massive, with how they hit up top.

The bergamot citrus adds a further brightness and sharpness to the mix, along with that sage note, which gives me reminders of the YSL cologne.

Now, on my card for this sample it says there is sage as a note, but other stores online say it’s cinnamon, and don’t mention sage. The actual ingredients do mention the chemicals they use for cinnamon, but this comes off like sage and not a cinnamon spice.

Perhaps both are a part of the composition, but where this cinnamon is, I’m not exactly sure. I know the original had that apple cinnamon vibe going for it, but this is pretty different.

The bergamot will wear off and I start to get more of the sage and cardamom mix. A nice, fresh spiciness, with some further citrus-like hints from the cardamom.

As we move along to the dry down, it’s an apple note with vetiver freshness, woodiness (olive wood, I’m presuming?),  perhaps some musk, and the remainder of the spices. It’s clean and pretty intense, for this stage in the game, but not a huge projection off of the skin.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

This one does start off with some power and ability to jump off of the skin. That will change fairly quickly and Boss Bottled EDP will be more moderate and close to where you sprayed. Anywhere from 1-4 feet for much of the duration.

The performance here isn’t terrible, but it is by no means amazing. On my skin, I get 7 hours max, but more along the lines of six many time. It’s fine, just nothing crazy.

Seasonally, it’s probably at it’s best in the more moderate temperatures of autumn and springtime. It can venture a bit outside of that in either direction. Yet, I’d avoid using this one in the extreme heat or cold. For an average day, it’s good.

This is an easy to wear scent, that skews more towards a younger crowd. It’s a daily wear that can go casual to semi-formal, depending on the situation. Very pleasant and probably not going to offend anyone, unless you go crazy with the sprays (particularly the opening act).

Overall Impressions of Boss Bottled EDP

Overall, do I like Boss Bottled EDP? It’s pretty good, but not something that I feel like I have to run out and get a bottle of. It’s a clean and blue-ish scent with a tart and sweet aroma, lots of apple, wood, and a general fresh feeling.

The performance is a bit above average, but not by much. However, it’s one that can get plenty of use as a day to day scent. As such, if it sounds like something you’d like, it’s worth a try. I don’t think it’ll be hated by most anyone, just not completely outstanding.

It seems like Hugo Boss is going to keep right on releasing variations of this in the upcoming years. It’s a more modern take on that 90s formula, but nothing that does anything all that interesting.

Mercedes-Benz Le Parfum for Men

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Le Parfum is one of the older fragrance options from Mercedes, that was launched back in 2015. I received a small decanted tester with an order of other fragrances, a few months ago. It is one that I’ve been trying out ever so often, to get my full understanding of this scent. How does it smell? When should it be worn? Is it worth a try?

What does Mecedes-Benz Le Parfum Smell Like?

Notes include: cascalone, violet leaf, saffron, oud, pink pepper, bergamot

Click here to try: Le Parfum

My Full Review

This was a Mercedes fragrance that I was expecting to like a lot, due to comparisons with Ombre Leather by Tom Ford. Sure, that’s totally there, but it’s closer to the Parfum version.

Yet, Le Parfum starts off very much doing its own thing and I enjoy it on its own, apart from being a potential ‘clone’.

This one kicks off with a mix of bergamot, cascalone, and pink pepper. Very water fresh and juicy, like a piece of fruit. Cascalone, can go either way for me, with its synthetic water/oceanic smell. This one, I like.

The citrus, the cascalone, and the violet leaf combine to give this a green clean and watery smell. There is a bit of pink pepper, but not too much.

As it moves further along, saffron and oud will help to produce that leathery aroma, that compares favorably to the Tom Ford scents. They’re not exactly the same, but sure, a close relation to how they smell.

The oud is pretty strong here, but it completely comes across as leathery versus what you might be used to. So, it’s a cascalone infused leathery cologne, with the remaining violet leaf still poking around.

The final dry down gives you some amber and vetiver touches and less of the watery aroma.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

This one has a solid hour or so, where it is what you could consider the lower range of ‘strong’. It’ll project in that 6-7 foot range, slowly creeping in closer, until it’s about 3-4 feet from the skin. Which will take place, sometime between hour 2 and 3.

The longevity on me seems to hit the 7-8 hour mark, before quitting. Usually, it will get past that half hour mark but not too much further. It’s not spectacular, but still quite good and no real complaints with performance from me.

Seasonally, I like this one autumn through springtime. Sure, it works in the colder weather, but I actually like it when it’s sort of mild outside. That watery note makes it interesting to me, in that kind of climate.

Within that climate, this one can be worn in a wide variety of circumstances. It’s not too ‘serious’, but it does have some refinement. You can wear it out at night, semi-formally, and younger guys can even give this one a go.

Not too overpowering for the office, either. Plenty of use cases with Le Parfum.

Overall Impressions of Le Parfum

Overall, do I like this Mercedes-Benz fragrance? I really do. It has to rank among the best of the line. While I still like the Tom Ford leathers a bit more than I like this one, Le Parfum has enough distinction to make it enjoyable on its own.

The cascalone accord’s watery freshness and the fruitiness of the opening is great. That’s definitely one of the highlights of this scent for me. Of course, its overlap with Ombre Leather, which is a favorite of mine doesn’t hurt the Mercedes’ appeal.

The performance here is well above average, not elite. It provides a long enough experience and isn’t completely weak on the skin. Plus, in that autumn through spring time frame, one would get plenty of opportunity to wear this cologne.

This fragrance is well worth a try and is pretty safe in terms of a blind buy. I don’t think most people would hate this scent and would at least have favorable opinions of it.

Cherry Smoke by Tom Ford

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Cherry Smoke is one of the latest offerings from Tom Ford, along with, Electric Cherry. Both of which are piggy backing off of the massive success of Lost Cherry. This one was released in 2022.

Now, this hasn’t nearly gotten the fanfare of their initial cherry perfume foray, but does that make Smoke not as good of an option to wear?

I bought two samples of Smoke only, since I couldn’t yet find Electric, and have been testing this perfume out. How does it smell? When should it be worn? Is it worth a try?

Cherry Smoke Perfume Overview

Notes include: dark cherry, osmanthus, cyproil India, saffron

Click here to try: Cherry Smoke from Sephora

My Full Review

Here’s how Tom Ford describes it: AN EXPERIENCED HEDONIST, CHERRY SMOKE PLAYS WITH FIRE, BURSTING WITH THE SCENT OF DARK CHERRY, IGNITED BY SEDUCTIVE OSMANTHUS AND SMOLDERING, SMOKED WOODS. 

Cherry Smoke kicks off with one of the familiar cherry notes, found in Lost Cherry. The black cherry without the booziness. That cherry is matched with the osmanthus accord and saffron.

The osmanthus, according to the TF website, has facets of: leather, olive, and apricot aromas. The apricot aspect is noticeable upon the initial spray, but will fade along with the cherry note.

Yes, the cherry in Cherry Smoke, is not actually the main attraction. It is up top and sticks around, but it will lurk more in the background.

The saffron and osmanthus accord do give off a combined leathery aroma, with a warmth and slight smokiness from the base. Cyproil India and more of a generic woodiness provide that part for us. It sort of comes across like an oud note, but I don’t think it actually is.

Honestly, this one isn’t a super cherry nor super smoky scent. It has some of each, especially early, but not to the extent you’d expect based on the name.

Once the cherry has stepped back, that olive and cyproil become noticeable, and Cherry Smoke has a somewhat bitter aspect to it. Still a leathery freshness, but woodsy, dark, and a touch bitter. Again, that cherry sweetness is still a part of the show.

The final dry down is less leathery and geared more toward the woody notes. Kind of a suede-like finish, but a full expression of that osmanthus accord and remaining cherry.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

This is a perfume that doesn’t really project all that far nor does it seem heavy. It’s warmth and the smokiness that it does have, makes it feel like it has more ‘weight’ to it than it actually does.

Early the sprays are noticeable probably up to 7-ish feet or so. After that, it’s going to come into the 1-3 foot range. That’s kind of how it was for me with Lost Chery too, but this one to a greater extent.

On my skin, this will go 6.5-7 hours. Again, those last few hours are very weak, but still somewhat detectable. It is definitely there, though.

Seasonally, I’ve obviously been testing this out in winter. But, it’s not too cold right now, which has given me a few chances in the chilly to moderate temperatures. That’s probably the right zone for this one.

Autumn through mid-spring, depending on where you live. Summer it’s a hard pass.

I think that Cherry Smoke leans more masculine, but is still very unisex overall. The versatility, is probably its greatest strength. Pretty much anyone can wear it, in most situations, and it can even extend into the nightlife.

Overall Impressions of Cherry Smoke

Overall, do I like this fragrance? I certainly like aspects of it, but during these first tests, I was never completely blown away by Cherry Smoke. It’s still good.

As of now, I’m not really sold on it being better than Lost Cherry. That could change and I’ll update, if that’s the case. I do still give an edge to the original, in totality.

The opening cherry with the saffron and apricot aroma of the osmanthus is very nice. I enjoyed that a lot. That olive aroma and cyproil are also interesting in their own way.

On the whole, it never hits an elite level for me. I was excited to give this a try, but it’s a mild disappointment, that could have been classic.

Update: Yeah, coming back to this one, it’s nothing that great. It’s likeable at times, but really never brings it all together into something that’s a must have scent.

The performance is mediocre for what you’re paying. It doesn’t need to be an absolute bomb, but it also doesn’t really give me enough in terms of power or length of time.

Obviously, the price is a limiting factor for who is going to buy this scent. I don’t think this is worth the reach for most people. Some fraction are going to love this one, but most will probably just like it.

There’s not a lot of value here, at end of the price range that Tom Ford perfumes occupy. It’s worth trying to see, where you fall on this one, before shelling out hundreds of dollars.

Gone Swimming in Caribbean Waters by Dua Brand

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Gone Swimming in Caribbean Waters was a Dua Brand scent that I was really excited to get a hold of. I bought it earlier in the year and wore it during the summer, completely forgetting to do a full review for the site. How does this one smell? Does it last long? Is it worth a try?

What does Gone Swimming in Caribbean Waters Smell Like?

Notes include: Bergamot, Lime, Mandarin Orange, Coconut, Sugar Cane, Ambergris, White Rum, and Sicilian Orange

Click here to try: Gone Swimming in Caribbean Waters

My Full Review

Gone Swimming in Caribbean Waters is a blend of Dua’s inspired versions of Louis Vuitton’s Afternoon Swim and Virgin Island Water by Creed. So, how good this one will be really came down to how the did the blend exactly.

The opening here is a citrus explosion with a very tropical vibe. Orange, lime, and coconut truly stand out. Early on, this leans heavily towards the Louis Vuitton scent, much of what you get from the Creed is restricted to the rum, coconut, and ambergris.

It’s got that pina colada vibe, sugary highlights, but I love that they favored Afternoon Swim in use of its fruits. I’m not a huge fan of VIW, but Dua captured the best of that fragrance, and added it to the Louis scent (which I really liked).

As we dry down, the fruit notes get less pronounced. Some of them are still around for the duration, but it becomes more about the coconut and amber here. Fresh, boozy, and has somewhat of a lotion vibe…just not overwhelmingly so.

This is a pretty simple fragrance, not too much development.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

Gone Swimming in Caribbean Waters starts off strong. Especially for a summertime casual scent, this one really jumps off of my skin. For the first hour or two, you will get really good sillage, leaving a trail behind you.

Then, it is much more moderate, but still highly noticeable.

The longevity here is great. For me, it easily sticks around for 10 hours, even during the height of summer. Now, it obviously doesn’t have the same sillage throughout, but it does keep chugging along. I can even get it above 12 hours.

Seasonally, obviously summertime. Spring, if it is warm out. This stuff shines in the hot weather and is great to wear along the beach or wherever.

This is a true unisex fragrance. A lot of tropical fruit scents can get way too girly, but this is true to its inspirations and holds that line perfectly. Anyone can wear this, no problem.

But, it’s not the most versatile wear. This is a casual scent. Limited to the warmer parts of the year. Favors the daytime, but I could easily wear this to a beachside bar at night, while on vacation. Really, that’s what this perfume is, a lovely vacation fragrance.

Or, if you happen to live in a tropical region, and like to be outside a lot.

Overall Impressions of Gone Swimming in Caribbean Waters

Overall, do I like this fragrance? Absolutely. This is a fantastic blend, that I wore throughout the summertime, and will continue to make my way through the entire bottle.

It is an accurate representation of the great fruity blend of Afternoon Swim and the boozy coconut found in VIW. I’ve never been a massive fan of the Creed scent, but when paired with a clone of the Louis Vuitton fragrance, it becomes great.

But, beyond just being a great inspiration of each of those scents, the performance is way better and at a steep discount to either of the originals which inspired it.

If you like either of those fragrances, this is one to try. Or if you want a tropical beach fragrance, that is safe for men or women, this is totally one to try out.

Tuxedo by YSL

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Tuxedo is a 2014 release from Yves Saint Laurent, as a part of their higher end Le Vestiaire des Parfums line. This has become one of the, if not the most popular perfume to come out of that line of scents, but how does it actually smell? Does it last a long time? Is Tuxedo worth the hype?

What does Tuxedo Smell Like?

Notes include: rose, amber, patchouli, cardamom, black pepper, vanilla, and more

Click here to try: Tuxedo by YSL

My Full Review

Here’s how YSL describes it: A spicy unisex scent that blends the matte texture of smoked patchouli with ambergris accord to express a magnetic and dark sex appeal. The sharp black pepper enhanced with the freshness of cardamom mirrors the satin stripe that runs along the seam of the trousers and the lapels of the jacket.

While the opening of Tuxedo does indeed have the spice that YSL refers to in their description, it really serves to establish how absolutely smooth and refined this fragrance is.

The black pepper is there, gives this one a bit of an edge, but never truly punches you in the face with its presence. Between that and the cardamom, the spices help to create a separation that might otherwise leave this one feeling like a sea of amber on your skin.

Aside from the prominent pepper, there’s a green/watery aroma provided by the violet leaf and patchouli. Along with a general balsamic feeling, perhaps a little smoke too. The former (thankfully, for me at least) isn’t too large a factor here. But, the patchouli will take on a larger role moving forward.

It’s all very fresh and smooth. Beyond the immediate opening, the spiciness will subside somewhat, as will that violet leaf. At this stage, the rose and vanilla notes will come into play. Though, the amber and patchouli are going to be the stars with Tuxedo, so don’t expect a fragrance like Toy Boy, which goes super rosy.

That being said, there is a surprising amount of rose in this one, when I spray it on my skin during the first hour or two.

Once Tuxedo hits its dry down phase, it’s a pretty straightforward scent. Patchouli, amber, and vanilla. All of the other notes combine for an amalgam of fresh undertones. It’s warm and light, but also sweet, with these ever so slight aquatic touches.

Seasonally, just skip the summer months and you should be fine. Autumn through spring, should work just fine in most climates. High heat and humidity, not so much.

With a name like Tuxedo, is this a formal wear fragrance? Yes, it is. That being the case, I think that it still works in a wide variety of situations, beyond elegant events.

It’s office safe, it can be worn out at night even in more casual settings, for dates, etc. It’s never too serious or oppressive feeling, to wear it couldn’t work in many scenarios. Tuxedo could absolutely be a signature fragrance for some.

Sillage, Longevity, and Versatility

Tuxedo can be a tricky one to pin down how strong it is. I’ve noticed this with a lot of amber and vanilla dominant blends, that you can tend to go nose blind to it.

Now the sillage, with normal sprays is towards the lighter end of things. It does create a nice scent trail, though, and will be noticed. Just after a while, it might not be noticed by you. It can seem like a skin scent after two hours or you might not pick it up at all.

However, Tuxedo is still there doing its thing. That happened a bunch while testing this one again. I would forget that I’m wearing it and then caught a whiff hours later.

It sticks around, but can be elusive. For some people, that seems to be an issue. Not so much for me. I would say it hits the 6-8 hour range of actual longevity. Not amazing, especially at the price point. Though, I’m not really upset by it either.

Overall Impressions of Tuxedo

Overall, do I like Tuxedo? I love the way that this fragrance smells. It’s been becoming more and more one of my personal favorites over the past year or so. A lot of the YSL scents that I used to really enjoy, have gotten discontinued over time, but Tuxedo captures my attention completely.

The smoothness. The blend of spice, sweetness, and the hint of a watery finish. Tuxedo is so clean and refined, yet has a sexiness to it that attracts.

Sure, the performance can be elusive when compared to other scents. But, it is better than many give it credit for, while also not being completely elite in this regard.

I find this Saint Laurent perfume to be entirely wearable and not at all ‘stuffy’, despite its class and formal attire name.

To me, this is definitely full bottle worthy and a scent that people should for sure give a try.